"The Poop is pretty good here."
"Chad..... shitty server. Just an angry angry ginger. Food bomb tho."
"This place is well off the beaten path, but it killer! Ken the owner is cool as shit and the oysters are tasty!"
"The owner is a right wing nut job. Do not support his business."
"Yup, this is one sweet dirty dive in the Rock. Smoking still seems to be allowed in here as well."
"These guys are slow as shit. For real."