"Buying all the bananas on display is a long held campus tradition that I just made up. #MadeAtSacState"
"You can add tapioca pearls to any drink! Afterward, you can walk up and down the empty stairs this place is located under for no reason other than because this tip suggested that you do."
"Whenever I'm in here, I've an underlying fear that the ceiling will collapse and I'll get trapped before I could get my McFlurry. Don't judge me."
"Don't be scared. Check in at the front desk."
"Best place to go if you hate yourself!"
"Special sizes include "doesn't fit" and "still doesn't fit.""