"Saturday evenings aren't a brilliant idea for eating here - it's like the first ten minutes of "Saving Private Ryan""
"But, why book a taxi to Wimbledon?"
"Pay and display is now back in force (25/08/2012)"
"If you smell burning, don't be alarm - it's just the crem down the road..."
"The "Special Offer" £10 off thing is only for Amex cards. Generally no good for Visa, Mastercard or any "real" forms of currency!"
"LPG is available on the furthest left pump. Often the next junction (A14 - A45) Shell is slightly cheaper though."