"Micheladas are awesome! Get with a Sol!"
"Fuck this airport and all the retards that work here! TSA sucka dick die bitch! O ya you work @ an airport your existence is worthless."
"Pollo poblano goes hard! Get the charro beans best in town!"
"Suicide breakfast tacos! Go hard!"
"When the lake low, here we go!"
"Lounge poolside, saltwater!"