"When eating wings, it's best to pour the wing sauce in a small plastic lid for superior dipping mechanics. All the cool kids are doing it."
"If the servers havent taken your money yet, try waving your check in the air. They will come running!"
"Drinking beers with the number of calories printed on the bottle is a very manly way to roll in this establishment."
"Don't touch gabriel's stools."
"Dont touch Lucy's stuff"