"This is bar-nasty…full of drunken idiots, sex is beyond easy…it isn't good when you smashed about half of them and have to see them every weekend… just don't go there, plenty of better places to go"
"They suck just as much as every other municipal office"
"Be ready to count the items yourself, the cashiers are all morons!"
"French toast is horrible!, best diner my ass!"