"Having a delicious breakfast here. Lots faster and less greasy than the one we had at Cafe Lux yesterday!"
"Indoor gondola rides aren't available now as they're resurfacing the canal. You might want to check when they'll be done if that's important to you."
"Baileys creme brûlée is a delicious off menu item."
"Wifi tried to work, but failed. After jumping through some hoops of watching an advert and a one question survey, too. Oh well. I can look out a window and be entertained 😛"
"You can use Square Wallet here :)"
"Food trucks on Wednesdays and Fridays!"