Stealth E

"Ask to see the ABSOLUTELY AMAZING aquarium!!! Your life will change!"

"If you use a shopping cart to bring groceries to your apartment, its totally cool to leave the cart on the third floor...wait...no it isn't...you're actually a total jerk for even considering it"

"In all the times that I've asked the surly butcher to do something, Cub has NEVER been able to help me... Von Hanson's Meats is a block away if you need anything..."

"Wait at least an hour before buying the $5 burger basket at Famous Dave's, they're "reheated" from the night before. Cold burgers!"

"Best beer prices in town"

"The Clear Soup is delicious!!!"