"Caution: Despite the logo, the desserts do NOT look like adorable penguins with beanies. They just look like delicious, yummy ice cream sandwiches."
"Worst sound technician ever. Or maybe just at my show. Turn the mics on, asshole. Unless the goal is to make every track an instrumental. If that's the case, kudos."
"The mayor says hello. Hello."
"The fuzzy dog barks when the phone rings. Bad dog."
"Don't leave the bathroom door open."
"Cracker Jack is a straight up rip off. 2 peanuts? Piece of paper as a prize? Five friggin' bucks? F that."