"Good quick service. But busy for lunch."
"Taco Tuesday need I say more?"
"For the love of all things civilized, please take a number when you walk in!-)"
"Happy hour is a great deal!-) Stop in and give it a try!"
"They have to take your stuff for you... So don't even get out of your car if you're dropping off "toxins" !-)"
"It smells like moldy cheese in here!-("