"I can't believe this place doesn't have WiFi, thanks nature!!"
"Excellent cheese crips and Bigfoot waiters!!"
"So nice and amazing, ask for Clair, best nachos and empanadas in town!"
"Try the huge slab of mysterious meat, taste like the pepperoni meat in hot pockets!"
"Dear diary, why do I keep coming back to this McDonald's, the worst customer service in town!"
"The enclosed water side is fun, but I'm not sure if they use tap water or filtered water at this location."