"been waiting for our food at least 30 minutes. drunk people don't play. plus i've been outta water for about 20 minutes. tip? bring your own food and water."
"rip off! go elsewhere if you can!"
"listen to the world famous, multi-platinum band steel parade! select fridays and sundays :]"
"Don't guest bartend. You'll get screwed. Everything else? Mostly bomb!"
"I won't let anyone touch my hair except frankie!"
"don't ever come during the lunch hours 11-2. waiting sucks."