"Check in on Wednesdays between 6 and 8 PM and Dr Weiss i.e. Moe da Clown (balloon guy) will buy a kids meal for your accompanying child."
"Great place to celebrate, they will light your food on fire for you"
"they will check your battery or alternator for free"
"If you look up their phone number in a phone book use Crazy Wok (their old name)"