"Servers like to test you on Forrest Gump trivia!"
"Kids eat free on Sunday!"
"They have buy 2 get 1 free sales often!"
"If you buy something that is going on sale in a few days, they go ahead and ring it up at the sale price without you asking! True customer service!"
"Everything's bigger in Texas. Everything!"
"A place you never really want to be but the absolute best place to honor those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for my freedom and yours. Semper Fi Daddy! You are always in my heart."