"This store has a toaster and seems friendly towards Texans. They have issues with Taxes, though."
"Asked for a random drink and woke up missing a kidney! Overall a great experience, will be doing it again!"
"Zamboni with your greasy food. Paradise."
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"Use the bathrooms in Smith, the bathrooms in NH are always full and the writing on the walls is plebeian."