"Going early in the morning beats the crowds, but nothing is stocked and there's only one checkout open."
"Try the carpeted bathroom. Truly luxurious."
"if you make a pledge to yourself to never return to this location because of slow service and botched orders, honor that pledge. Otherwise, you shall be reminded of why you made the pledge."
"Enjoy choosing between the slow checkout lane and the "I can't believe I'm waiting this long for groceries" lane."
"Decent prices, though an unremarkable burger and fries. Nice people!"
"They don't open until 5pm for dinner service, so don't try to call an order in for pickup on the way home before then."