"Waited 45 minutes for an appetizer! Don't teach new cooks during a lunch rush. Inexcusable!"
"It's funny how empty it is here and then you look across the street and the bp is backing up traffic because its so busy."
"Every old person comes here. Everyone walks so slow and stops in the middle of the freakin isle!"
"Make sure to double check your order always here. They mess up and forget a lot."