"Drench the wench. She sure is lippy."
"There is a campsite. The trains that pass are a nuisance. Other than that it was fun."
"The poor people's LA Fitness."
"There is a jazz band that plays right outside of the north entrance/exit during the summers."
"Please note that the information provided on the website does not jive with what the DMV requires. I hope you have all day to waste!"