"23 years without him getting me. I'm doing alright, y'all."
"It was kinda scary. Just stay out of the basement."
"Great beer selections and awesome food. Try the bison burger for a good time."
"Hillary makes the best pitas."
"Great service. Get the wings with turbo sauce if you want something spicy. The fried oyster poboy was good but the batter needs some seasoning."