"Have a banana with one of the fruit dressings, walnuts, and cinnamon."
"When you wish upon a star your dreams come true."
"Every time you check in here, a student assistant gets their wings."
"Do a few sit ups before your naked scan!"
"When you come here, shake hands with the TRUE mayor of the CLA-aka Jenna"
"Join their e-mail list so you know what specials are coming up and what special events they're having. They do a lot of fun things, especially during the holidays."