"Jenn Armstrong is the absolute best... Blonde or Brunette, she does it all!!"
"Julia is the 2nd coolest person in the world... Whitney is #1."
"Whitney is the coolest person in America."
"The lobster rolls are to die for but watch out for the rogue ketchup!!!!!!"
"Go to Bumble and Bumble's Uptown Salon for a fabulous cut from Helen and if you are in need of some highlights... the only colorist to go to is Reese. He's phenomenal!!"