"This place is fantastic. Highly recommended."
"Follow Dave's instructions and you will get your gold!"
"Get the Poke roll and the Secret Gummi. It's worth it."
"Get the shot upgrade to your beer for only $3? Yes please! You should too!"
"Get a bloody. Best ever."
"Cucumber coolers are the way to go. They maybe $10 but you only need one or two!"