"Luis and Lidia are fantastic, and the beds are SO comfortable! Enjoy a glass of wine at night on the rooftop patio, listen to the nearby flamenco show and the neighborhood wildlife, cats and bats."
"Happy hour PBR is $1.75 now. Still a good deal!"
"Have your picture taken with the Turbonegro poster."
"And talkong a lot. Ask the mayor how."
"Take your shirts off in the photo booth and then lose the pictures, probably somewhere in the bar."