"Come in from 2am to 10am for $5 specialty drinks and $2.50 draft beers"
"Beef Brisket and Vegetables on rice for $13 but not served in the traditional master sauce. A tad too much fat and the rice was hard. Pass on this one"
"Don't sit near the front"
"Good deal for the Lobster Dish any style with noodles for $16.99"
"Easily the most dickish Apple store"
"Wait for the hot and fresh Honey Dip Donuts. Get six, eat them and then die on a floating raft headed to sea because it ain't gonna get any better"