"It's a league game, smokey. There are rules."
"...and cat friendly, too!"
"Cars are overpriced here. Save money, buy at another ford dealer. I saved $3000 on my 2011 fusion hybrid."
"Don't order anything special. It'll get messed up"
"Avoid this place at all costs. It's ghetto as hell."
"Go to 112 Purple and Sign the rules poster."