"If you hit Loudon County, you've gone a little too far."
"Go ahead and splurge on the Optima yellow top. I had one that lasted me seven years."
"Please drive careful, lots of children at play!"
"Never use an average of an average without making sure the averages have equal weight or your results will be skewed."
"Who can go to West Town Mall without going to the Apple Store."
"Mountain Light and the House Ale steak. Game, set, match.."