"The roof is a great spot to pound some beers. Watch out for the guy on the couch"
"Very few chicks can actually look attractive in an in n out burger uniform. Well done Lanae."
"Blu ray player now available. Bring some beverages."
"Keystone shotguns. Tuesday is the best day to come here. Fuck tacos, wings for life!"
"Bring your own equipment to watch dvd's"
"Get salsa verde. Es lo mejor!"