"It is awesome to be able to enjoy a cigarette while you eat. Thank God this is establishment isn't stuck in Houston city limits where an American can't be free. Ron Paul 2012!"
"Grand Opening! A Beautiful Disgrace and Underwood in concert!"
"Inflatable packers and well completion services"
"Bring your wallet. They aren't ashamed to put a comma on your receipt."
"Sissy is the Ol Skool Short Bus Ninja... Tell her I said "hi" and then come over and say "hi" to me. I'm probably on the other side of the bar."