"Burritos are really good"
"Not just awesome Used CDs, but DVDs, Games & vinyl too! Great deals to be had!"
"The post office is in back. They don't take debit/credit so make sure to bring cash/checks!"
"Home of 3 cats, a bunny (soon), and their human slaves. Enjoy!"
"It's a house. It's blue. And a really awesome person grew up here. Just don't annoy the folks. :)"