"Its quicker to go over the road to the White Hart and use the toilet rather than queueing in here!!!"
"If that's an express train then I am Thomas the Tank Engine!?!?"
"Best breakfast I have had in ages!! Friendly service too."
"Half a piri piri chicken and chips and a drink for £2.80. Simple as."
"Cheap alcohol and friendly bar staff. Simple as."
"Cheap alcohol. Simple as."