"If your whole party isn't there at the same time, you wait forever, regardless of when you have the reservation for."
"Can't decide what to get? Split with a friend and you'll have the best of both worlds. I recommend the ribs and the beef."
"Green River Adventures is the best!"
"Come right when it opens, and you'll be in and out in 15 minutes."
"The vacuum tube and computer-based tellers are really annoying. Any given transaction takes a lot longer than it needs too."
"Sometimes it'll be locked even when the hours say it should be open. If that happens, give the library a call and they should be able to send someone. (410) 516-8335"