"Go for the fried chicken, forget the rest of the menu. $7.99 two piece with two sides. You want tacos? Go to taqueria Laredo down the street. This is fried chicken!"
"10 minute wait behind 1 car for 2 breakfast tacos. Only filled my large drink up to half what the heck is going on here?"
"Nothing quite says love like a refurbished modem given to you in a ziplock baggie."
"Line moves fast, no free wifi while you wait though, party city next door offers it. Isn't that ironic?"
"The absolute best place in Houston to get your hair done."