"Dinner--twin lobsters. (Fraternal twins)"
"Food is great, service is wonderful. Not the most generous portions in the world though. The porterhouse steak for two ($98) left us (two men) a little hungry. The servings are a little small."
"Remember: The original retail price is usually GREATLY inflated to begin with, so often these "sales" aren't so great. Sometimes they are, often they're not."
"Unless they're giving me the food for free, I wish they'd stop calling their customers "guests". It's really dumb. If I'm paying for their food, I'm a customer. You don't charge your guests."
"Here's my tip: LEAVE a tip!"
"Very VERY skimpy with the meat! Don't come here if you're hungry...or poor!"