"Very slow service. If you're in a hurry, skip"
"If you're willing to separate from your party, use the single rider line. You're on in less than 5 minutes when the queue is an hour!"
"Absolute dump, spent £55 for a ticket behind the goal and didn't even have enough room to move my arms!"
"Single rider queue lets you ride in about 10 minutes. Don't waste money on fastrack!"
"If you weigh above 15 stone. The walk isn't for you..."
"Only warrants a half an hour wait. An longer is a waste of time"