"Savannah Chopped Salad is the bomb."
"Be prepared to wait for an hour or so."
"DID NOT redeem my check in special for the free rollup! Won't be coming here again! Why the hell are they signed up for this if they won't redeem specials???"
"Del Taco is nasty! Y'all people are weirdos. You haven't had really good Mexican fast food until you've been to Taco Bueno!"
"If you like a lot of A-1 sauce, be sure to bring your own bottle! They've gotten stingy with theirs here!"