"if you haven't been here, you didn't get a degree at Umass....."
"get the shrimp roll and gunpowder tea"
"good gracious. I work here..........."
"good french fries and chicken tenders"
"if you need a place to live near umass.....or downtown amherst...."
"If you need chapstick......or pasta sauce....or fizzy water......or emergency toilet paper....."