"If fast food was fast, it would be fast."
"Tried using my rewards to get a refill and the barista had NO idea what I was asking."
"If its 11pm and your child is here, you are wrong."
"Okay...if you have a lot of time and like walks alone on the walkway, take the walkway."
"At least Dee Dee is nice..."
"I wish you could clean the men's toilet seat. Disgusting."