"Leslie is just the bees knees! She's fantastic!"
"Apparently if your glasses are a little over a year old there is literally nothing Cohen's can do if the coating starts to flake off. Don't come here. I've never had coating rub off before."
"Great place if you fancy food poisoning!"
"Haaashhhbroooowwwwwnnns"
"Wouldn't even eat here, it's so dirty."
"Just going to reiterate, don't stay here if you don't have to."