"Candy bars are $1.25, but so are cookies."
"The -20 marinara is no joke when it comes to spicy sauce. I'd ask for a sample before deciding to have it on your pizza."
"You cannot use the electrical outlets here. The ones you see are blocked and won't work. Don't bother trying."
"Get the 3.99 Caesar salad added to your meal. It's Huge and tasty"
"During the roller skating act, if you got front row seats, do NOT stand up"