"Never fall for the hole in the popcorn container trick."
"If you can't use self checkout in a speedy manner, stay out of it."
"If you need your computer repaired, talk to Steph"
"Say "Livermore cinemas are the jolliest" when purchasing your tickets and receive an instant 50% off!"
"They removed all the self checkout lines. Apparently all the do it yourself homeowners couldn't figure out such high tech machines"