"Only place in Laughlin that charges 8 bucks a drink. If u want to pay 8 bucks a drink. Go to vegas !"
"Jalapeño egg burger or bust!!! 5 BIG SHINY GOLD STARS!!!! One big oralgasm! Grab a beer while you're there!!!"
"Average pizza $21 Side of ranch $0 pitchers of beer - Priceless !!!!"
"Animal Style Fries... The best!"
"oh no...without the trees for food and shelter...the giraffe has really gone south...healthwise. Notify the passengers...his wings are gonna fall off !"
"Be sure to touch the giraffe"