"No time for laundry? Crystal Bubbles picks up and drops off."
"Have the arugula salad delivered from Peppino's - ridiculously good!"
"Don't dance around with a hot dog slathered with mustard in each hand, or you will be wearing mustard."
"Margaritas comparable to the ones you get in Texas, delicious and deadly."
"Get a kind stranger to help lift your stroller over the rail. No emergency gate here!"