"Was going to stop here for dinner but the high-handed and arrogant attitude of the serving staff put us off so we just stopped for coffee."
"Scary hydro-slide. It goes pitch dark inside at several places!"
"Good food. Terrible music!"
"Good hotel but avoid the restaurant, UNBELIEVABLY slow service"
"Reliably informed the Earl Grey tea is excellent... loose leaf, not teabag"
"The "shizzle" weekend brunch is the best"