"It takes too long to have your prescription medicine filled here. My doctor sent it electronically and when I got here, I was told it will be ready in 2 hours!"
"Best authentic tacos in town...only $1.50 each"
"This is one of the best bank branches I've ever used. The staff is always friendly and professional."
"I always hang out with David. He's sweet, handsome, and makes strong drinks."
"They have Pilsner Urquell on tap!"
"Awesome pastry - try the bear claw - not too sweet, just perfect."