"Get your sauce mixed and mild its better that way"
"Check your shoes the to make sure that the pair is the same size before you leave the store... Trust me"
"Don't expect amazing customer service here... Pleasantries like please thank you or simply welcome to Burger King don't exist here."
"Mens room don't use stall one the lock doesn't work"
"The burrito is on the small side yet on the pricey side...no tortilla chips on dine in? horchata is pretty darn good"