"Of course the food's overpriced, Clyde...You're watching UFC for free!!"
"Come for the wings,stay for the long, uncomfortable, one-sided conversation with Ivy."
"The biggest douchebag is swerving in the middle lane because he's in a convertible. I'm so jealous"
"Everytime I buy a scratch-off, it's a winner! :)"
"It's Sangria you whack-o"