"Ask Johnathan for the wifi password."
"The trail on the west side of the westernmost pond has some fun vines for the kids to swing on."
"The pier down by the river where the creek comes in feels like a secluded place for meditation."
"There are many gators here. They're usually small and difficult to find, but not always!"
"This is one of the coolest places for kids in Bay City"
"I'm the youth minister here. HMU if I'm around."