"I'm walking through the grocery store buying wine, turning up in my headphones and a clerk says "Damn I'm tryna party with u! What u listening to?!" I reply hesitantly, "Journey...Faithfully" #awkward"
"Never, ever move here. Predatory landlord practices, incompetent/rude/unprofessional staff, etc. I am the mayor of this location and I approve this message haha #butseriously"
"Do yourself a favor, spend a little extra and go to a better place. You can get something much better fir a little bit more..."
"Midwest Dueling Pianos was here and they're awesome!"
"Make sure you come on a weekend where Midwest Dueling Pianos is playing. Awesome!"