"The men's section of the store is ridiculously cold!"
"ASU students, free medium size drink when you show your student id."
"Ask for MJ. Won't waste your time, very laid back and gets things done. Great service."
"Here's the four square check in discount (while it lasts). Thank me later."
"Best service I've ever had at a Home Depot. Edwin in flooring is amazing. Go see him if you need any help."
"Come for the prices. Stay for the people watching. After midnight, it definitely gets interesting."