"The best place to stay in town."
"Paid wifi but weak in room. No hand soap provided in ensuite bathroom. Must rent cutlery and bowls. No individual lights in dorm. Smelly."
"Great Chiropractor but it always seems like they give you an hour earlier appointment before you actually see the doctor. Always."
"On Sundays it's only the Banga #5 that is on special for $6. Banga #1 is my fave."
"Make sure you come on time for the free tour before heading off on your own"
"Brunch order: scramble with havarti chorizo and red peppers. Can't go wrong with that!"